You have this whole idea that you can actually date a girl like me, and it's pretty funny. I want to help you. You COULD date a girl like me. I would date an older guy, IF he were attractive and had a nice... fat... WALLET.

So let's see, what do we have to work with her with you? You have a cute face! We need you to work on your body though. How much do you want a hot, young babe like me? Let's work out a routine for you that gets you nice and healthy. And while you're doing that, keep busy at work to make that wallet just perfect... for a girl like me.