Your wife walks in and she has a special smile on her face. She asks about your day, but you know she needs to tell you something. Yes, this is a big deal, apparently. She pulls open her shirt and reveals that she has tried something new - she has shaved her big lovely bush! You are NOT pleased.

So distraught over your negative reaction, she huffs off to the other room saying that she will not be letting you near her until it grows back in a few months. Well, when the time comes, she gets all dolled up... only to tell you that this big bush won't be for you right now. You have ... Show more