Seeing the tasty blue drink on the counter is appealing. Even more than that though, seeing the big DO NOT DRINK, ASS HOLE across the front of it makes you feel very naughty and want to do it all the more. Your step-sister, who clearly made this drink and the note because you're home alone this weekend, is a total bitch and this is the perfect way to upset her. So you gulp it down quickly. Only... you don't feel all that great as you find yourself getting smaller... and smaller... until you see all the grim and gunk that the nasty floor has accumulated over time.

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