Well, I haven't been in this office for quite some time... seems like you all have neglected it. Enough of you in this office to keep it clean. Anyway, that's not why I'm here. Although it really makes sense, considering what I'm about to say...

I've come to talk to you all about an issue in our employee restrooms, specifically the restroom nearest this office. We can come to a lot of conclusions here, but it would seem that the toilets have been OVER-flooded with a thick, creamy, white substance. Men's restroom only, mind you. And I'm looking at some of your faces, and they're dis... Show more