I'm a scientist, and I've been laughed out of the lab over my age regression cream. The lab team thinks I'm silly for working on something like this, but it's so important to our society to feel good and young! I've been working on a cream that could potentially aid the customer in losing 5-10 years of their life. Since I was laughed from the lab, I'm going to do these experiments at home and record them.

I rub the cream on my legs and arms. It feels fine initially, but then... my body tingles, I feel sick. As I get up to go to the bathroom, I fall to the floor...

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