You really thought I was going to give you a blowjob? Wow, my acting must be better than I thought! No, no way. In your dreams. Instead, I'm gonna show you what I think of your dick, by sneezing all over it and wiping my snot on it. Maybe you'll be able to cum from it! I mean, your cock is certainly still hard when I let out a loud and extra snotty sneeze so... Gross! All my wet slimy snot hitting your cock, dripping down it. Ha, and you thought this was gonna be a blowjob.