I love having pets, they're so fun to play with! And don't think I don't know how much you love being my doggy. But I don't want you to just act like it, I want you to feel it, be it, believe that you are my doggy. I think using this leash will help empty your mind so you become a bit more suggestible to some thoughts I had. This will just make petplay even more fun for both of us! Just follow the leash, and listen to me.