She never got you his hard, EVER! So you still keep her around, emotional support? Buy a pet! Meanwhile, I enjoy taxing you for keeping this bitch around!
I plan a nice, relaxing tip to the Maldives! You will contribute towards it, you should pay for all of it but I am willing g to let this one slide. You took her on trips before, didnt you? So is only fair.
Stroke that raging harden as you confess your eternal love and devotion to me but right after you tribute! Not before!