Ted is my current personal retard, I mean personal slave. lol That is until his bank accounts are empty along with the bag that use to contain his balls) he is left broke and homeless like the other past personal retards. Ted like most, tries to please me but being the spoiled bitch that I am- it's almost impossible. I had a special "Red carpet event to attend a couple weeks back and Ted promised to have my custom made loubies delivered in time for the event. The day of the event I have my dress but still no loubies, The jackass ordered the wrong size. I told him anyone that stupid does not de... Show more