It's time for you to learn to be My puppy. I will teach you what kind of puppy you are, how you can be useful to Me, and how I like to be served. I will take the time that's needed to determine what specific puppy tasks you are best at to fulfill My needs. Simply put, you will be trained to become the perfect pet for Me. The first step is to identify you as an "owned" puppy, My puppy to be exact. your identity starts with the proper pet collar, one that I approve of. The proper human pet collar that reminds you of one paramount fact: that I am your Owner.