It's a rainy day outside, so My boots are really muddy. To top it off, My expensive leather gloves are soaked through and, as a result, have left red stains on the skin of My hands. One of My chattels shall be tasked to tongue clean My footwear while another one removes the stains on my palms using only his moist lips. Annoyingly, however, My human ashtray is panting like a fat hound in the hot sun, and My boot cleaning bitch can't seem to locate the muddy sole accurately. All these males are here to serve Me, and I expect them to flawlessly perform the task I assign to them. I know they cr... Show more