Today I'm wearing spurs on My boots, and it seems My chattel sit is mesmerized by them and even asked permission to worship them. I'm going to use this opportunity to engrain a couple Romanian words into his English-only-speaking brain. When he hears "linge" he has to lick My spit off the floor, while "mananca" means he must eat the ash fallen from My cigarette. My property must crawl like an obedient puppy after Me as I walk around, licking spit and eating ash off the floor and at the same time admiring My boots and spurs. But he must be focused and careful, as failure to perform the corre... Show more