A good puppy must learn how to use the litter, a good puppy of Mine will never pee standing. That is a messy way to pee, totally inappropriate for a good puppy. So when you, My puppy, want to use the toilet, you must do it sitting down, like We, Women, do. you have to remember that you belong to Me at any moment, even when doing such a mundane thing as peeing. With no exceptions. Not when it's early in the morning and you're still very tired, not in a dirty public toilet, where you can squat just above the toilet. And if you, at any moment, fail to follow this order, I have a disgusting pun... Show more