I had broccoli last night; I love it, but it makes Me feel very bloated. I really want to wear this swimsuit, but I need to get rid of all this gas first; that’s why I have My chattel here, to be My air filter. With him strapped in the head harness, every time I need to fart, I just pull his head right to My arse to breathe in the smelly fart. It is his job to make sure no smell gets into the room. Walking around the room with him attached helps relieve the pressure right into his mouth. Maybe I should take him outside and inspire other Ladies to use Their boyfriends/servants/husbands in t...

I had broccoli last night; I love it, but it makes Me feel very bloated. I really want to wear this swimsuit, but I need to get rid of all this gas first; that’s why I have My chattel here, to be My air filter. With him strapped in the head harness, every time I need to fart, I just pull his head right to My arse to breathe in the smelly fart. It is his job to make sure no smell gets into the room. Walking around the room with him attached helps relieve the pressure right into his mouth. Maybe I should take him outside and inspire other Ladies to use Their boyfriends/servants/husbands in this way.