I like to relax with a nice book, a cup of tea and My servant at My feet as My footstool . A footstool should be still, but t he idiot keeps moving and that disturbs Me . Even after I issue him a command to stay still, he moves again. he will be punis he d im me diately . I order him to present tusha to Me and bend over M y knee. I administer 50 strokes to his white ass until it beco me s a rosy red. A kiss on tusha to show that he understands that he was wrong, and I can finally continue My relaxation with My footstool not moving. Punish me nt always improves a servant's behaviour.