We need to talk, step-son; have a seat. Look at me! Why am I being so serious? Well, I'm worried about you. What happened? I found my underwear under your pillow; how can you explain that? Are you some kind of a pervert who takes his step-Mom's panties and sniffs them, or whoever knows what else, probably even wearing? I think you're masturbating with them too, judging by that hard-on visible in your pants. you can't help yourself. Show it to step-Mommy...