Besides playing in the park or humping their Goddess's boot, My pooches must prove to be useful pets, for example by cleaning My boots with their tongues. No matter how muddy or dirty My boots become, it's their job to perfectly licks clean My boots, and especially the soles. A useful pet might not enjoy the task of having a mouth filled with the dirt and dry grass from My soles, yet he will immediately do whatever I command him to do. Be it cleaning My boots, eating My ash, drinking My spit and consuming My divine waste. There's nothing My pets will not do for Me.