Women hide the fact that they fart as well. Farting and it’s unpleasant smell is part of life. Interesting fact. Did you know the average women fart less than men BUT our farts smell a lot worse?

It’s for that very reason most women have the unhealthy tendency to hold in their farts until they can have some privacy to let them out. But not me. I had lasagna with cheese and unions and that makes me extremely gassy.

I was standing in front of my fridge drinking cranberry juice in the hopes it will calm my cramping stomach but instead it made me fart like a race horse.