Our poor soldier of the 69 Fat Brigade was captured by Dirty Hayden when trying to sneak into her fridge for food. Little did Xander know, this girl was PURE EVIL! After waking up, his face had a black hood over it, his hands were BONDED with rope and so was his face. He had no idea what has happen. Hayden, his captor is yelling and screaming at him. Maybe it is because she has ISSUES in her personal life that she is taking it out an him. All Xander can remember was something REALLY STINKY on his face. He doesn't know if she was shoving something in it or not, but he thinks it was her ASSHOLE.... Show more