are you ready to jerk it for the hotdog fairy? Get your wiener ready. You're gonna make lots of mayo for me. What's wrong? Are you hard yet? Wait, is that fully erect? Let me show you a normal sized wiener compared to your little guy. It looks more like an over inflated clit than a dick/ How embarrassing! You finally meet the hotdog fairy and that's all you got? A tiny little frank? Well, you might as well hurry up and get this lunch and a show over with. You seem desperate enough.