A tape measure is too big to measure your dick with - I need a microscope for that tiny thing. Your little dick is embarrassing and I want to make sure you realise that. You’ll never be able to fuck me: at best, you can hope to sit in the corner and watch as a real man fucks me. In my short shorts and bright red lips, I tease and taunt you for having a teeny tiny cock.

A tape measure is too big to measure your dick with - I need a microscope for that tiny thing. Your little dick is embarrassing and I want to make sure you realise that. You’ll never be able to fuck me: at best, you can hope to sit in the corner and watch as a real man fucks me. In my short shorts and bright red lips, I tease and taunt you for having a teeny tiny cock.