I am so damn hungry....but my friends boyfriend is always running late when we have plans! So I guess I will clean up my room while i wait....impatiently! My belly growls and makes me upset as I clean. Little do I know her boyfriend is here...but he is shrunken so tiny that I can't even see him. I ramble on to myself about how hungry I am, talking about how I am vegan yet so damn hungry I would even eat meat....so mad I could even eat HIM! I keep cleaning and get hungrier and even more angry. Soon though....I notice something in my mess.....what is that......Ohhhhhh...well how perfect...an ...

I am so damn hungry....but my friends boyfriend is always running late when we have plans! So I guess I will clean up my room while i wait....impatiently! My belly growls and makes me upset as I clean. Little do I know her boyfriend is here...but he is shrunken so tiny that I can't even see him. I ramble on to myself about how hungry I am, talking about how I am vegan yet so damn hungry I would even eat meat....so mad I could even eat HIM! I keep cleaning and get hungrier and even more angry. Soon though....I notice something in my mess.....what is that......Ohhhhhh...well how perfect...an appetizer and revenge in one!