My girlfriend stayed over the night before to do video clips the next day. She was being lazy and didn't want to get up, so I was getting annoyed. I got a mischievous little brainstorm idea and decided to offer her breakfast. But, I was going to FART IN HER CEREAL first. Well, I decided to fart a FEW times, smelled it myself and then said, nope, no cereal for HER and ate it myself.