Eating grounded up turkey gives Selena Loca the WORST gas ever! Very RAUNCHY gas for some reason and it makes her farts BIG, LONG AND EXPLOSIVE! HER ASS IS ROARING LIKE AN ANGRY GRIZZLY BEAR! and you (the teddy bear) must sit there and TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT for not treating the QUEEN like she deserves to be treated! so who will when in this GROUND TURKEY SHOWDOWN?!

this was also posted to see also FartyGurl and VeronicaSecretz