My fit roommate is always on my case about getting exercise and losing weight. I always tell her I'll exercise with her, but the most I do is get dressed, then I stay home and eat. She walks in on me, in my work out clothes, eating. She tells me I should be exercising, not eating. So, I do exactly what she wants, I exercise. I lift her up, toss her onto the bed and smother and squash her with my fat body. She cannot escape my massive size and she's not strong enough to get me off of her. She got what she wanted, I'm exercising!