My little bitch says that he can guess anyone's weight by them sitting on him. Well, I know there's no way this can be true. But, I humor him and let him guess my weight - with a punishing twist. As he gets his guesses wrong I move up his body, punishing him with my weight. Bouncing on him, smothering him, pulling his hair... I'm a mean bitch. Then I catch on to his true plan...