I need to get dressed to head out with my girlfriend Lauren Kiley, but my pants are pretty tight. I've got 2 pairs of jeans, one with a zipper, the other just a pull up. I know I'll need help getting into them, so Lauren helps. She pushes my fat into the pants, pulls as hard as she can, and there is tons of heavy breathing and struggling. Can she help me get into either pair of jeans? If I do manage to get into the jeans, how do I get them off???