Watch as I put my new squashing slave through the tests. I tell him he is my new human couch and I'm going to test him in many different ways. First, I see if he can handle my weight. Can he take me sitting on his chest and also smothering his face? Then I get more intense, I sit on his face, making him feel my weight and get smothered by my fat. Then, I invite my girlfriend Deja over to test him with me. We sit full weight on his body, seeing if he can still breath with 900+ pounds on him. Is he going to survive all these tests?