I go to the public pool and sit down in a chair. I get stuck in the chair! I'm too fat for it! When I go to stand up, the chair is now part of me. How do I get out? Then, watch me walking around the pool, letting my massive belly stick and hang out. It jiggles so much for everyone to see. Then I sit down and rub my belly, letting it get lots of sun. Don't you wish you were here to see me?