I had joked for a while that I was going to move the mattress into the livingroom and never leave it. Well, the time has come, I've now made the livingroom my bedroom. I don't get up for anything but the bathroom. I have all my snacks handy, I have lotion to put on my ever stretching skin, and you will get me all the drinks and other foods I desire. I don't need to leave my bed, I have everything I need. Watch me roll around and proudly show off just how fat and lazy I've become!