I do all day long is sit here and get fatter! I'm such a lard ass! Now your lard ass wife is going to eat lard straight from the bucket! Watch me get even fatter for you! I know how much me getting bigger excites you, now I'm eating straight lard to get fatter faster! Just think how much bigger I'm going to get! I knew eating this would excite you, but I had no idea how much it would turn me on too!