I know how much you love cooking for me. I also know every time you do you slip extra fatty ingredients. Putting extra butter and ranch in my HUGE bowl of rice. Adding heavy cream to all my dishes. I’m blowing up super quickly and it’s all because of you. You keep your feedee well fed making sure I gain even more with every calorie! It makes me so horny the more I eat and you can see and feel it too. You make me dish after dish and make me eat every last bite. I love when you fill me with calories on top of calories. I’m your big fat growing girlfriend.