baby I know you love when I eat for you. I’ve became such a big fat pig lately. I just had a huge breakfast but I want more! I heat up 2 big bags of pasta and meatballs and stuff myself even fuller. I chug a soda and burp so much! My belly expands enourmously and when I’m done stuffing I show it off to you. Watch it hang while I’m on fours. It’s shakes and jiggles while I burp. Make me fatter step-daddy!