You have been gone for a few months now and I’ve been doing nothing but being a fat lazy pig! I’ve gained quite a few pounds and I’m busting out of your army shirt that you left for me. I eat the biggest bowl of raviolis that I can for you. I tell you how much I can’t wait for you to come home to feed me and fuck me. Didn’t I get fat for you baby? Am I your big fat sloppy wife? Come home and show me how fat you want me to be.