Welcome to the JOI Hotel! I’m so pleased that you decided to make a booking with us. During your stay you’re going to be able to sit back, relax and empty your mind of all your worries. Not to mention, empty your balls too. I guarantee that by the time you leave us after your break, you are going to be so relaxed, chilled and satisfied, it’s unreal.

I see you have booked a personalised treatment in your room for when you arrive? Excellent, I shall be tending to any needs you may have. It’s the deluxe JOI package treatment which means I shall be joining you in some mutual ... Show more