I have gone to watch a local football match. During the first half I can feel my bladder stirring so I go to the toilet. I peel down my blue trousers and pink panties and straddle the toilet standing up. I confidently pee into the bowl. I return to my seat for the second half. Of course my bladder needs emptying again so I return to the toilet to give it another satisfying dowsing. Then I continue to watch the rest of the game.

I have gone to watch a local football match. During the first half I can feel my bladder stirring so I go to the toilet. I peel down my blue trousers and pink panties and straddle the toilet standing up. I confidently pee into the bowl. I return to my seat for the second half. Of course my bladder needs emptying again so I return to the toilet to give it another satisfying dowsing. Then I continue to watch the rest of the game.