I’m out having a walk in a country park. I’m wearing a pink shirt which is tied in a knot at the front, a tight fitting blue dress, and on my cute little feet In have on a pretty pair of pink pumps. It’s late afternoon and the sun is shining, and as I make my way through the trees along a gravel path, I can hear the birds singing loudly. I’ve had lots of water to keep myself hydrated on my ramble, and now I’m absolutely desperate to empty my bladder. But I’m nowhere near a bathroom, and furthermore, the lovely weather means that there are lots of other people visiting the park today, and th... Show more