I’m at a dinner party and all of a sudden I desperately feel the call of nature! I’m wearing a black top, and a smart pair of blue trousers. After hurriedly making my way into the bathroom, I’m horrified to discover there is no toilet! It must be in a separate room! And I don’t think I have the time to leave here and start looking, as I’m ready to burst! I don’t have any choice, I’m just going to have to improvise. I stand in the empty bath tub and begin to undo my trousers, but I’m so desperate to relieve myself by now that my hands are fumbling at the button...I can’t get my trousers down... Show more