I’m out having a walk in a local park. I’m wearing a diamond patterned dress with my Sonic the Hedgehog jumper over the top of it, a blue denim jacket, and on my cute little feet I have on my white high top sneakers. It’s a typically English overcast day, and the wind is whipping at my hair as I may way across the park. I’ve guzzled lots of water, so it’s no surprise that my bladder is feeling the strain and needs emptying as soon as possible. But I’m nowhere near a bathroom, and furthermore, the park is overlooked by lots of houses, and I’m very aware that if I squat down right here, I may... Show more