I’m out having a walk on a cold winter’s day. I’m wearing a snuggly pink jumper, a long green hooded coat, a tight fitting pair of khaki trousers, and on my cute little feet I have on a black pair of leather boots. As I make my way through an area of shrubland, I pan the camera across my body to show off how good I look in my outfit. My bladder is really full and starting to strain, and I realise that I’m not going to be able to hang on much longer without doing something about it ;) I place the camera on the ground, and I take off my coat and hang it up on the branch of a tree. And then af... Show more