It’s another nice day so I’m having a day at the seaside. I’m wearing a slinky grey cardigan over a tight fitting black mini dress, and a pair of expensive Ray Ban sunglasses. The tide is out, so I decide to walk out onto the beach, feeling the muddy wet sand squelching beneath my feet. When I’m quite a distance from the shore, I suddenly realise that I’m rather desperate to empty my bladder, but the fact I’m completely out in the open means that making it to a bathroom is impossible. And there is no shelter at all, I’m totally exposed! There is only one thing I can do. I squat down in the ... Show more