It’s a dry day so I’m out for a village walk. I’m wearing my blue jumper, matching blue denim jacket and for a special treat I have on my trusty pair of pastel coloured jeans. I really enjoying wearing them when I have drank a lot of tea and my bladder is full because their light colour really shows up any wet stains that might occur ;) I’m planning on reaching the park before I relieve myself, but I only get as far as the end of a cul-de-sac before before realising I can’t hold it any longer. I lean against a bollard and send out a gushing waterfall without even pulling my jeans down. It’s... Show more