I’m out socialising with friends in a very trendy bar. I’m dressed smart casual, wearing a slinky black dress, some cute ankle socks and a pair of Converse sneakers. I’ve had several glasses of delicious fizz, and now my bladder is telling me in no uncertain terms that it is desperate to be emptied. I make my way up a pretty staircase towards the bathroom. On the landing, just outside the door, I stop and perform a quick twirl, so that I can show off a quick view of my bum. Then I head into the bathroom. It’s beautiful inside, with shiny white tiled walls, and a huge gleaming mirror, and is... Show more