I just arrived in Jamaica the night before and now its time to prep for a week long debaucherous time wearing no clothing, eating all I want and hydrating as much I wish. This 1 night cheaper hotel is nice and all but the water will not get warmer than warm as I stand there naked and waiting and waiting. This gives me a chance to tell you where I am and what I am up too. Eventually the water gets luke warm, just enough for me to not have huge goosebumps to shave. That's the worse trying to wash my hair and shave my legs, pits, and pussy and not be warm but it must be done. I get super soapy... Show more