I have 4 x-boyfriends sitting with me on the couch while in my rule-maker referee uniform. Their faces drawn on the surface of the balloons waiting, hoping, begging for mercy to not become broken into pieces as I am so very good at doing with human boys. Watch this to learn lessons to not become one of them. These balloons are made to imitate several of my exes and I speak to them, to you, laying down my rules, my laws, my way or its the highway of doom as each of these bastards learn after hearing my demands of dating me. Hmmm..Care to follow my rulebook or will you become broken hearted t...

I have 4 x-boyfriends sitting with me on the couch while in my rule-maker referee uniform. Their faces drawn on the surface of the balloons waiting, hoping, begging for mercy to not become broken into pieces as I am so very good at doing with human boys. Watch this to learn lessons to not become one of them. These balloons are made to imitate several of my exes and I speak to them, to you, laying down my rules, my laws, my way or its the highway of doom as each of these bastards learn after hearing my demands of dating me. Hmmm..Care to follow my rulebook or will you become broken hearted too since you couldn't follow my gamebook of rules?