Im spending some time on a farm but the only ride i'm going to take is on this rocking and luckily there is a big deflated red balloon ready for me to play with as I am wearing the perfect farmgirl clothing to include ariat cowboy boots, pantyhose to keep warm, a tie up button down blouse and short daisy dukes. I make myself comfortable in the hay stall since there is little wind in there. I blow up this lovely red balloon with my mouth as I scout out any and all sharp objects I might have to use if needed. As I inflate this balloon, I talk w you as I have a few concerns about popping this ...

Im spending some time on a farm but the only ride i'm going to take is on this rocking and luckily there is a big deflated red balloon ready for me to play with as I am wearing the perfect farmgirl clothing to include ariat cowboy boots, pantyhose to keep warm, a tie up button down blouse and short daisy dukes. I make myself comfortable in the hay stall since there is little wind in there. I blow up this lovely red balloon with my mouth as I scout out any and all sharp objects I might have to use if needed. As I inflate this balloon, I talk w you as I have a few concerns about popping this sucker in this setting but as the neck starts forming bigger and bigger, I decide to tie it off and try my first method of popping. The straws of hay feel very sharp to my legs and butt so I decide to try and let my surrounding hay bales pop it for me. I try twice as I throw it against the wall of hay but other than making me flinch in slight fear, it does not burst so i decide to use an old sharp hay carrying hook to surely pop this big red balloon. I count to 3 as I the sharp hook into the loon causing it to burst. luckily no other repercussions happened due to the noise as I was concerned about. If you like this country girl look, i surely wouldn't mind spending more time in my favorite boots, just ask:)