I have work to do and I cant get comfortable on the couch no matter what position I try. I try everything and demand a new couch but in the meanwhile I need a place to sit and work that makes me happy! I order him to go lay down on the floor. he begrudgingly obeys and i have a seat while he is on his back, spread eagle, I get comfy. I do give my new couch positive affirmations as to this is right where he belongs. I change up positions and ignore him as I should any couch. He eventually complains of his head hurting and i do have symphathy on him then and grab him a pillow but then I get ba...

I have work to do and I cant get comfortable on the couch no matter what position I try. I try everything and demand a new couch but in the meanwhile I need a place to sit and work that makes me happy! I order him to go lay down on the floor. he begrudgingly obeys and i have a seat while he is on his back, spread eagle, I get comfy. I do give my new couch positive affirmations as to this is right where he belongs. I change up positions and ignore him as I should any couch. He eventually complains of his head hurting and i do have symphathy on him then and grab him a pillow but then I get back to using him as my tool, my chair, and foot rest. He then complains for the last time about his breathing. I sure have a great solution for that. i order him to roll over onto his stomach and I step up onto him back and walk all over it with my boots. I then use him as my chair and remove them and continue walking on him with my fuzzy black socks. One he is all softened up, i then get back to my work and sit on every part of his back and ass that I can. I use his legs and arms as foot rests. I am really comfortable but just to annoy my couch, I change up positions often but ignore him all along. Care to be my human furniture too?