I have work to do and I cant get comfortable on the couch no matter what position I try. I try everything and demand a new couch but in the meanwhile I need a place to sit and work that makes me happy! I order him to go lay down on the floor. he begrudgingly obeys and i have a seat while he is on his back, spread eagle, I get comfy. I do give my new couch positive affirmations as to this is right where he belongs. I change up positions and ignore him as I should any couch. He eventually complains of his head hurting and i do have symphathy on him then and grab him a pillow but then I get ba... Show more