I decide to take a walk in my good ol home town river. i used to swim in the river, but instead this time, as a welcome home and happy birthday to myself, i decide to walk down to the river in my flipflops, take them off and get my feet dirty with good ol Pensylvania mud. I hold the camera and I walk and try very hard not to fall entirely in the mud. I get nice and close to the mud with the camera so you can see my toes squish into the mud, and hear the mud farts that my feet make when i lift them from the wetness and suctioning from the mud. I go deeper and deeper in the mud, when i decide i ... Show more