I love balloons, I love pubs, so why not combine them to create a masterpiece. I have the luxury and freedom to use this bar and pub environment before any patrons arrive to drink so I take advantage of not scaring anyone else but you with my balloon shenanigans. I try to put a deflated balloon on my 1 way valve but it breaks, so i grab a tougher bigger balloon to put on my handy mouth valve. I then make myself at home on top of the bar with rows and rows of bottles behind me. My feet are bare and my ass is round in my snug yoga pants. I talk to you a bit but i really get down to business b... Show more