I really need my nape shaved and I found a lil card on the table on the hotel bar with a "free nape shave" coupon. Heck yeah, I'm in! I make my way to the room number that was on the card not knowing what to expect. A masked man opens the door just as i walk up and motions me in. Free is for me even if its a bit odd that he isn't speaking, but only showing me a note on a tablet telling me to strip, sit and even shut-up at the appropriate times. I swear, these free nape shaves come with some very unique conditions and it seems stripping and getting naked is a theme but whatever i must do to ...

I really need my nape shaved and I found a lil card on the table on the hotel bar with a "free nape shave" coupon. Heck yeah, I'm in! I make my way to the room number that was on the card not knowing what to expect. A masked man opens the door just as i walk up and motions me in. Free is for me even if its a bit odd that he isn't speaking, but only showing me a note on a tablet telling me to strip, sit and even shut-up at the appropriate times. I swear, these free nape shaves come with some very unique conditions and it seems stripping and getting naked is a theme but whatever i must do to get a free haircut, i'm in!

He points to the cooler and has me sit with my feet on a plastic pad and he gets to shaving. I voice my concern again and again to please not shave my entire head and please don't shave any of my dreadlocks off as he silently shaves my nape. He grabs my locs and moves my head where he wants it as I am nervous but still accept that I am frugal and get what i pay for. I see the hair falling to the floor and just pray he knows what hes doing. Oh boy. He finishes much faster than anticipated as I stand up to get dressed but I didn't read the fine print. It wasn't a free haircut, I had to trade an article of clothing for the shave job. Damn it man, i should've known. I grab my flip-flops and go out the door but quickly realizing when the door shuts, I am naked in a public hotel hallway not really sure what to do. I am now humiliated and embarrassed but hey, atleast my nape is shaved and i didn't have to pay a dime, but only my dress and my humility.